It is being reported this morning in the German Media that Xabi Alonso, the man adopted by social media as a style icon and a man who oozes class, is set to retire at the end of the season.
FUBAR have managed to convince crooked former FIFA president Sepp Blatter to take some time out of his 6 year ban from footballing activities to EXCLUSIVELY preview the Premier League’s weekend action. Turns out it was an easy sell to Sepp, a few million quid under the table and a block of Emmental cheese.