Andy Murray won the BBC’s Sports Personality of the Year Award for an unprecedented third time.
The award has long since celebrated personality and now is just a celebration of an individual having a successful year. That’s fine, as long as they change the name.
Murray is one of Britain’s greatest ever sportsmen but the poor lad hasn’t an ounce of charisma to go with it. FUBAR have put together an emergency appeal to find the sultry Scot a personality in time for Christmas.
Can you help?