Will Young quit BBC’s Strictly Come Dancing last night for ”personal reasons” after taking part in just three live shows. He text BBC Radio 2’s Breakfast Show this morning to prove he’s alright “Here’s the thing. I’m absolutely dandy, thanks. It’s all very undramatic, really.”
Yes, it is very undramatic. However, this situation did inspire us.
We’ve put together a list of things we care even less about than Will’s departure from Strictly.
1. When you have a sock on inside out.
You look and have a feel. ”Can I be bothered?”. Sigh. Take another look. Still can’t be bothered to do anything about it. Move on.
2. The X Factor
It came out today that new girl band Four of Diamonds were put together by producers, having not made it through to the live competition as solo artists. As if we didn’t need any more reasons not to tune in.
3. Banana Guards
Possibly the worst secret santa present ever. Does anyone really even need one of these?
4. Frozen Yogurt
We want ice cream, give us the real stuff! Frozen yog is still unhealthy, it doesn’t taste as good and is a waste of time. We could be working bigger better things rather than ice cream’s stunt double.
5. ‘Keep Off The Grass’ Signs
Especially this one. Pathetic.