A ‘leaked’ dossier containing allegations that Donald Trump once paid prostitutes to piss on him in a hotel in Moscow have unsurprisingly taken Twitter by storm. The unsubstantiated claims have again brought the best out of Twitter…
Parody accounts had a field day.
#watersportsgate is nothing. I had a turd in a lift the other week pic.twitter.com/sk0CRVsBA4
— Donald J. Trumps (@DonaldJTrumps_) January 11, 2017
There were some terrific puns.
What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
Trump wouldn’t pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face.#watersportsgate #goldenshower— Julie Price (@JuliePee) January 11, 2017
Old photos emerged.
THIS IS TOO MUCH #watersportsgate pic.twitter.com/5dadeVe1h8— Matt Turner (@MattTurner4L) January 11, 2017
The really shocking aspect of the story was also pointed out.
What’s shocking is that Trump would have to PAY people to piss on him. There are 1000s of people who’d do it for free. #watersportsgate— Ian D. Sharman (@idsharman) January 11, 2017
Puns.
Will a live stream be available?#watersportsgate https://t.co/ohx1LHAAUl— James Melville (@JamesMelville) January 11, 2017
More puns.
Donald Trump, urine big trouble! #watersportsgate
— Prince Charles (@Charles_HRH) January 11, 2017
And more puns.
I never knew just how much @realDonaldTrump was into trickle-down economics #watersportsgate
— Chris Parker (@derekagony) January 11, 2017
Talk moved onto the inauguration.
Does this mean Slash will play the inauguration?
#watersportsgate
— Archbishop Poet (@morrissey2020) January 11, 2017
Even the NHS got in on the act!
Subtle, @NHSEngland. Subtle. #watersportsgate pic.twitter.com/fu1JMiqQpb
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) January 11, 2017
But at the end of the day, people just yearned for simpler times.
I miss the days when the punchline to “what’s yellow and dangerous?” was shark infested custard. #watersportsgate— Tim H (@timbo_james) January 11, 2017
