It was reported that National Trust and Cadbury had removed the word ‘Easter’ out of their marketing campaigns for the holiday’s egg hunts and absolute carnage has swept the nation…
The Prime Minister was especially outraged and sparked a whole load of torment on Twitter!
#FakeNews
This #Cadbury story is truly fake news, the website has the word Easter three times! Ludicrous distraction from serious issues pic.twitter.com/BcsVsvOXIk
— (((Vince Maple))) (@vincemaple) April 4, 2017
The Cadburible
“And Jesus doth done said ‘Let this bunny and chocolate egg be the very foundation of all you believe..’ Book of Eggclesiastes #Cadbury
— Alex T Hornby (@gutterslush) April 4, 2017
National Trust fights back
National trust member leaves ‘Easter egg’ for Mrs May’s return from warmongering… pic.twitter.com/1yiVWMFCGh
— Crispy Zebra ❄ (@zebra_crispy) April 4, 2017
How dare they?
Can’t believe the National Trust have made it so that searching for chocolate eggs is totally unrelated to the crucifixion of Jesus.
— Joe (@steamedhamms) April 4, 2017
Truth hurts
#TheresaMay outraged about National Trust dropping word Easter while she flies to Saudi Arabia to sell fundamentalist regime weapons!
— Another Green (@Anothergreen) April 4, 2017
Finally some sense!
Personally, I won’t be satisfied until the National Trust stages a crucifixion, death and resurrection on at least one of its properties.
— Chairman Moët (@ChairmanMoet) April 4, 2017
The reality of things…
“Prime Minister, people are dying as a result of our austerity policies.”
“Meh.”
“Also, the National Trust doesn’t mention Easter enough.” pic.twitter.com/q9fMLifAKn— Robert Perry (Pez) (@pez_sez) April 4, 2017
*Googles definition of ‘priorities’*
There’s things that our politicians should definitely be condemning, and stories about Easter eggs isn’t one of them. pic.twitter.com/MC1IBhF5CM
— Global Justice Now (@GlobalJusticeUK) April 4, 2017