THE SASSY 7 YEAR OLD YOU WISH WAS YOUR BFF
Kelly Oxford is New York Times best-seller, screenwriter, and blogger. Oxford has been sharing her daughter’s funny antidotes with the world via her personal Twitter account. People have suddenly become more invested in young Bea’s truth telling than her mother’s career. Bea is potty mouthed, shameless and full of attitude. Whilst Oxford is constantly questioned how she’s so ahead of her years, we can just sit back and enjoy the live stream of comedy.
Here’s some examples of Bea’s work.
1 good piece of news today:
7yo told me there is a secret war going on between muffins and cupcakes & I haven’t stopped thinking about it.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 24, 2016
7yr old daughter walked in the room, casually confirmed, “You have to have a backstory to why you’re evil, right?” And walked out.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) January 24, 2016
7yo “They have night cameras on Survivor? Guess they can’t have sex”
Me “I can’t believe you said that.
7yo “I can’t believe I did either.”
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 5, 2016
7yo says things to shock me. She just said, “I’d like to go to heaven but you can’t smoke weed there.” I stayed cool, this will escalate.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 17, 2016
Waiter: You finished dessert fast; want anything else?
Bea 7yo: No thanks (Whispers to self) kinda weird to ask that after serving dessert.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 22, 2016
Let’s face it, we need to a camera crew following this little lass to catch all her crazy.
We now also have high expectations for our own kids. If your child isn’t as funny, you can’t send it back. Sorry.