Episodes
While Harley was away, Mikill and Harley took care of the business at Pane and Sylvester HQ. Dream Mclean joined the boys in the studio to chat about his latest track Doing Bits. The boys also had a crack at Washy Washy Cleany Cleany, new game show coming to a town near you. As always, plenty of legal queries, including sack of potatoes, rim farting and twerking MILFs.
President T joined Harley, Mikill and Reece in the studio to chat about his latest single and what he's up to! The boys talked about horse riding, facials and butter. They also played a game Who Said It: Donald Trump vs Peter Griffin?
It's been one hell of a year. And now, the most powerful law firm in the world, share their legal highlights of their year. From bagels to forced sex to anal kebabs, Pane and Sylvester Inc are here to solve your every issue.
This is a Christmas special with some of Mikill and Harley's favourite guests from the year. Double S dropped in to talk about his latest musical projects and the boys had a special game in store for him. Marcello Spooks came in to give some legal advice and talk about his single Boom. The HeavyTrackerz were in the studio to explore the art of rimming. Next up was the brilliant Shystie who stopped by to talk about her latest projects. Also Franko Fraize joined the boys for a chat and to discuss his latest track Tell Me About A Word. Rich Homie Quan was in to promote his latest live show in ...
Ho Ho Ho! Mikill, Harley and Reece celebrated the final show of 2016. The boys chatted about the most disappointing foods and answered your faux-legal questions, including carot bums and mince pie pubes. Joe Gring stopped by the studio to chat about his latest single Pon Di Riddim and the Pane & Sylvester Inc gang tested his Grind'ing knowledge.
Harley taste-tested good ol' Pot Noodle sandwiches, Mikill and Reece also had a bit or two. The boys discussed a region in Iran where the government started releasing licence plates for camels. Reece chatted to Jammz about his music and Deezer's Grime channel. They also solved your faux legal queries and celebrated Free Shipping Day.
Franko Fraize stopped by the studio to chat about his new single Tell Me A Word. Fudz aka Fuda Guy also joined Mikill and Reece to chat about working with Nelly Furtado and his latest projects.
Harley, Mikill and Reece were back in action with their faux legal skills. They chatted about Miss Butt and her surname; and how the Canadian police punish criminals with music from Nickelback. Marcello Spooks stopped by the studio to chat about his single Boom, and helped with a legal query. The boys also celebrated Stay Home Because You're Well Day on PLATO Win.
The boys learnt a little too much about snakes, Nat told the tale of when she got stuck on a Ferris wheel and the gang got down to David Hasselhoff. Mikill and Nat went face to face in a super tight game of Plato Win. All this, plus helping you with your legal queries, of course.
Harley, Reece and Mikill came up with nicknames for each other and chatted about how much school lunch they could get for £2. Reece told the boys about waffle stomping and shared his orgy experience. They answered your legal queries involving watermelons and fart sprays. The boys also debated about wiping. Standing or sitting? This week they celebrated Have A Party with Your Bear Day on Plato Win!
Mikill, Harley and Reece discussed the US election results. If you're a fan of Donald Trump, this episode might offend you. The brilliant Shystie stopped by the Pane & Sylvester headquarters to chat about her latest projects. She helped the boys with solving your legal queries. The gang also celebrated National Fancy Rat and Mouse on PLATO Win!
Harley, Mikill and Reece discussed the story about a resident finding a naked man making eggs in his kitchen. The boys also chatted about sharing their eggs. Double S stopped by the studio to chat about his latest music projects. The gang prepared a special game for him including double Ss and a Helpful Harley. This week they celebrated National Deviled Eggs on PLATO Win!
Harley was away, but don't worry, Mikill and Reece were here to entertain your ears. They chatted about pizzerias, wizards and the US presidential election. The boys also solved some of your faux legal problems, including noisy neighbours and name-forgetting boyfriends. The team also celebrated National Howl at the Moon Day on PLATO Win!
Mikill, Harley and Reece chatted about a dog being rescued from an imaginary fire and cash machine sex. The boys also solved your legal queries, including bagel fetishes, cow noises and puddings from the reduced aisle. This week they celebrated National Evaluate Your Life Day on PlatoWin, but who won?
Mikill battled Reece in a testing PlatoWin before solving all the listeners weird and wonderful legal problems. Harley and Mikill chat left over pizza, ice cream vans and how to use dog shit as ammo. There are also some hard to believe Lawyer vs Liars.
Join Mikill Pane, Harley Sylvester and Reece Sanders on this Bum Cracking adventure. TE dness joined the guys in the studio to chat about his latest release, bum meat and kebabs. Harley told us what he did to his friend's pasta. Another edition of PLATO Win, but who was the winner this week? Plus, the boys have solved your latest legal queries!
Harley and Mikill discussed anal beads, pubes, seagulls and penis pumps. The boys solved your legal queries and played another edition of PlatoWin. Harley also chatted about his performance with Rizzle Kicks on the Late Late Show with James Corden.
Harley is away this week, but Reece is back in the building! The boys discuss condoms and plastic bags. They also solve your legal queries involving sexual spoons and IKEA fetishes. Izzie Gibbs joins them in the studio to chat about his latest single and working with Big Narstie.
Birdcage Cleaner. Toss the Salad. Brown Nosing. This week’s episode is dedicated to rimming. Pane and Sylvester explore bum licking with The Heavytrackerz, who stop by the studio to chat about their latest album ‘Pure Grime’. Mikill and Harley also celebrate National Colouring Day on PLATOWin, and as always, answer your legal questions.
Harley and Mikill Pane giving the best legal advice whilst drinking mead, from your housemate sleeping naked on the sofa to your friend fucking extremely loudly. Mikill slaughters Harley at PLATO Win, picked by Producer Nat this week in line with #NationalActorsDay. They also chat about Trump and Corbyn.
Are you craving legal advice? Look no further. This week Mikill Pane and Harley Sylvester discuss McChicken sex and food-themed boxers. The guys also chat about food combining and food separating. Plus, another edition of PLATO WIN (btw plot twist this week) and lots of answered legal queries!
Your flatmate keeps farting and your living room smells like raw shit? Are you sick of your boss having a go at you? Is your friend a vegan and won't shut up about it? These are only some of the issues Mikill and Harley solve on this week's episode. Another edition of PLATO Win, but who's the winner this time? Plus, a new feature - name TBC - that requires Mikill and Harley to guess the outcomes of extremely bizarre court cases.
Mikill and Harley had a dab-ing afternoon discussing Rio penis gate. PLATO Win’s theme this week was National Roller Coaster Day. AND as always Pane & Sylvester Inc. answered YOUR legal queries.
Mikill Pane’s train was late so Harley and Producer Nat opened the show with Magaluf and tattoos. Pane & Sylvester’s newly refurbished law firm dealt with seriously WTF queries; and on PLATO Win Harley & Producer Nat played against each other – but who won?
Pane and Sylvester used their unregulated law to help a listener with a flatmate throwing belly button fluff at her. Producer Nat & Mikill had a go at Plato Win again and the gang discussed all things mead related.
Mikill and Harley put their lawyer hats on to help listeners with legal queries about housemate wanking and loud hamsters. Mikill also reckons Arctic Monkey's song Mardy Bum is about Harley.
This week the original trio – Mikill, Harley & Producer Nat - conquered the hot weather to reconcile in the studio again. It wouldn’t be a reunion without discussing orgasm equity and ‘human skin’ condoms. The gang also helped listeners with their latest legal queries.
Mikill was abandoned by the usual crew, but Beanie of Rudimental came to the rescue. They discussed the newest Pokemon app and favourite festivals.
Have you ever been inappropriately grabbed on a train? Are your pubes a form of art? Do you regularly cum in taxis? Then this is the most relatable episode yet. Join Mikill, Reece and Harley this week on their journey of self-discovery.
Pane and Sylvester chat about the best ways to get out of train fines and they try to help a guy whose bandmate is sleeping with a girl he’s dating! We also hear some live poetry from Cecilia Knapp about laundry and pubs.