The tree is worth £1.5 billion and only blooms for Theresa.
Just this month, an NHS nurse asked Theresa May why she had not received a pay raise in eight years.
May responded that “I’m being honest with you in terms of saying that we will put more money into the NHS, but there isn’t a magic money tree that we can shake that suddenly provides for everything that people want.”
Yet Theresa May went on to make a 1.5 billion deal with the DUP, leading to criticism over her spending choices.
What else could we spend £1.5 billion on? FUBAR has some ideas, below: