Kim Kardashian
We’ll get the obvious one out of the way.
Kim K doesn’t leave much to the imagination. We’re all for promoting body confidence, but a large majority of the population probably know more about her body than their own. With the intent of ‘breaking the internet’ too, there’s a lot more to her flaunting her body than women empowerment. Give it a rest, please.
Azealia Banks
It’s one thing to the next with Azealia. Forgetting about her recent toss up with Russell Crowe, which is still very up in the air, she’s forever getting herself in the shit. From tweeting racist remarks to commenting on Bill Cosby’s sexual assault allegations, and arguing with ex-One Directioner Zayn Malik, she’s constantly offending people. She’s even pushed away the majority of her fans, so much so that back in July she pulled out of a festival in Norway because no one actually turned up to see her perform.
Sarah Palin sued Azealia, she got dropped from this year’s Afropunk Festival and the list goes on. Azealia, you’d need some Harry Potter shit to win the hearts of the population back.
Charlotte Crosby
Charlotte is a huge reality TV star after taking part in Geordie Shore since the show started in 2011, and having won Celebrity Big Brother in 2013. She’s also made her name known to a new audience through her 2 hugely successful exercise DVD’s which have broken records. However, the girl loves to piss herself.
Charlotte and her friends go out to clubs and get absolutely leathered. We know we know, who hasn’t? But this is next level shit. Hats off to Charlotte for being open about everything under the sun, and not shying away from subjects which once wouldn’t have been typically talked about by women. But some of the things she says and does isn’t normally done by anyone, EVER.
How on earth has she managed to be a fitness role model and a 26-year-old bed wetter?
David Cameron
Ahh, the Prime Minister that capped benefits and raised tuition fees, had his own mum turn on him and made a sexist remark towards Angela Eagle. He then held a referendum, of which he failed to direct, topping it all off by resigning on the morning of the depressing results. The guy made a huge tit of himself and then abandoned ship.
In a recent survey, Cameron was voted the second worse PM in the past 100 years. He came very close to first place winner the Iron Lady herself, Maggie Thatcher. Cameron would need a [fucking huge] miracle to win the public back, although we are pretty sure the melodic whistler isn’t bothered about that.
Simon Cowell
With a net worth of around $550 million, you think he’d be comfortable with making some honest TV, but no. He still appears to manipulate the public and control every decision behind his hit reality TV shows The X Factor and Britain’s Got Talent. Funny how these shows are called reality TV shows, right?
His record label Syco Records is also very pick and choose. Artists get dropped left, right and centre and one can only presume it’s because they aren’t making him millions within the first 10 seconds of their album release. Ben Haenow is among the many X Factor contestants he has dumped just a short period after their departure from the show. Cowell didn’t even take the risk of keeping Zayn Malik close once he’d left One Direction. We bet he regrets that one.
